Wednesday, January 25, 2017

IS America still so great?

Perhaps time will tell as we all stand on the precipice and watch if President Trump can change perceptions and opinions

Monday, March 23, 2015

The Indomitable Trevor Noah 
South African Humour 

A small glimpse of South African humor from Trevor Noah a rather disturbed gentleman from our sunny shores    

Such a fitting tribute to our Madiba

Madiba Tribute

I keep coming across this flash mob video which was a fitting tribute to Nelson Mandela and so i share it with you in memory of a fallen hero. I know its quite old but nevertheless still as poignant and haunting as ever  

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Death becomes you

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.
How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

The Jew and the Arab an old love story

A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.

The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."

The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typically dishonest of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."